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[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

The more that I read about ADHD, the more I think that I should get checked out for it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

30 seems like only yesterday

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Sometimes I have bursts of this in the middle of the night.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

lol 30. Hitting 41 and still don’t get it. But 42 will show me the meaning of life and everything.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

Incorrect. I just hit 43, and there's no meaning of life, the universe, or anything.

The cake is a lie.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Though I do get the joke, the meaning of life is what you make of it. If you expect it to reveal itself to you at one point, you'll be disappointed.

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Suddenly realize as a 24 year old i might be really young for lemmy. Every one is above 30s lol

Edit: and most seem to be ADHD, questioning what am i doing here.

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

yep, but ADHD is not a disability. Right? Everyone is sometimes unorganized or slacks around for a day...

/s just to be extra sure.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

✨✨ It's a super power! ✨✨

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a part I need to install in my car. The box has been sitting right next to the front door for two weeks…I’ll knock it out over the weekend I promise

(Narrator: He will in fact most likely watch hockey and drink beer on the couch)

[–] icedterminal@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This feels personal because I'm literally in the exact situation. Lmao

[–] 1ns1p1d@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

Me too, except I think it's been about a year now and the box slid off the back of my desk.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago
  1. Going to die alone and worthless
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Like when you set some important object down in a random spot and genuinely believe you'll remember where it is when you need it again, in spite of this never working ever.

edit: for reference, seconds after posting this I looked to the left and noticed the lovely piece of pie I brought in here with my tea about a half hour ago. I've almost finished my tea.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve gone looking in a closet for something to work on project #7 and found the missing piece to project #4 I put right there to remember…I would promptly lose the change jar for a year or so

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

Bought an insulated mug for my tea this year, game changer.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago
[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

The best part is being 53 and still totally believing it every single day. I'm going to absolutely crush tomorrow!!!

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

I think this every single day when my alarm wakes me for Gym.

[–] 1ns1p1d@lemm.ee 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Haha. High five (10 times and then high three). 1971 babies unite! (...tomorrow).

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I fucking wish I was only 30.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is there anything you wish you did when you were 30?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Buy bitcoin.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My former doctor: "Ya. You probably have ADHD but you're fine. You've learned to cope with it."

Me: Drinking half a bottle of Jim Beam every night to "cope".

Side note: nice seeing you around again Stamets. The meme quality was suffering in your absence.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Heard that before. "Learned to cope" does not mean "Is coping healthily" you asshats.

And thanks buddy <3

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Looks at the state of the world.

You sure about that?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

you're gonna keep living, it's just gonna be less fun

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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

I got a referral to get screened, but they never submitted the referral. I followed up about 8 months later at my annual physical, because that's kind of how this works. My doc asked if I went, I said I never got a call from them, and she said I should have called sooner and not wait so long, which is mildly infuriating given the nature of the condition I think I have. After my apt, they sent off a referral and told me I could expect a call within a few days. It never came, so I messaged my physicians office a couple of weeks later and they gave me the number of the center to call and follow up on the referral, which is now months later and not done. I know I just have to make a call, but it feels damn near like the hardest thing I need to do. I'm also heavily considering changing physicians. The first slip up is infuriating, but whatever, it's easier to stay than switch doctors. However, the response I received telling me to follow up on the referral that the doctor's office submitted feels like someone who didn't want to deal with me.

Anyway... 35 here and it gets worse each year, so I really do need to follow up and at least see if it's something I can get meds for, or if I'm just screwed up and need to just "cope" until I die. The alcohol consumption will probably ensure that I'm not old and decrepit, so I've got that going for me.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too. Son's dyslexic and I'm noticing a lot of ADHD traits in him. And it all reminds me a lot of how I was and it just explains a lot of the things in my life. Just got to get around to finding a therapist for him and me...

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I work a job where I deal with a lot of deadlines. I've never missed one, but my priority schedule works on a FAFO basis. We FA until it comes to being almost time to FO, and we really don't want to FO.

So then I tear ass through my tasks until I've done two weeks worth of work in an afternoon lol

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So, uh, serious question. Is it not like this for everyone?

That's the thing about ADHD memes, they tend to resonate with a lot of people who are apparently not ADHD.

I'm not an expert and others here will explain this better than me.

If this behaviour is an indicator of ADHD, then the severity could be arranged along a spectrum. Someone with ADHD is more likely to exhibit the behaviour in an excessive and harmful way.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Shit

Mid-40s like most everyone else here apparently

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just found out I'm autistic. Pretty sure I'm ADHD too...

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