Oh, I've been calling it my slave name

What's a dead name? Is that like a zombie name?

They can raise the price and try to FOMO me into buying it, and I can lower the price to free

Good for them.

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

I agree, rather than a few of us having it good, we should all have it shit

What, even the private gits???

Super Mario Bros?

AirBNB pisses me off, because if you're claiming to be a BNB, then where is my breakfast?

Imagine thinking your life belongs to you, and then having to get permission to end it without suffering

They should do a reverse gamestop on the ipo