this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 37 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

An absolute classic.

JisLorD

Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?

[A] J=L

[B] J=D

Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.

Car must belong to a math teacher.

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 48 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 12 points 4 hours ago

And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

It is right up there with ANUSTART.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!

Thanks guys!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

jeremiah?

no.. he was a bullfrog.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

That show was surprisingly good.