Fuck
I feel like no explanation is necessary.
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
61 points (94.2% liked)
Ask Lemmy
27352 readers
1817 users here now
A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions
Rules: (interactive)
1) Be nice and; have fun
Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them
2) All posts must end with a '?'
This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?
3) No spam
Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.
4) NSFW is okay, within reason
Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com.
NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].
5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions.
If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.
6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online
Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.
Partnered Communities:
Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Honestly the same. I woke up early, intending to wrap a gift, only to find I had forgotten where it was hidden.
Ha, sounds like my wife. She buys gifts for family members throughout the year and hides them all around the house and in the garage. Then it comes to Christmas or Birthday times, she goes looking around the house and often has forgotten what she got or who it was for or where she hid it.
It was a question: „why are you two crashing into my face?“
I guess the first sound i made was something like grumpf. You gotta love cats
I woke up yesterday with one of my cats on my head. I guess they like to test the limits of what or who they can sit on.
They play catch while on (and off) the bed. They just misjudged where my head was
The same as every day:
"Fuck."
Followed by "I woke up again."
Every morning I like to stretch and blurt out a random word. Today it was: Flumadiddle.
Could you please enhance the world's vocabulary by adding the proper meaning of flumadiddle?
I'm freethinking up a use... I only like the apples with a flumadiddle or two.
Flumadiddle means ridiculous nonsense.
I won't hear of it! That's flumadiddle!
Well, that's 'cause you came here in the middle of the conversation all catawampus actin' all ill-willie; if we start from the beginning, only then you can see that this response is just taradiddle. Soon, you will notice that I am using these highfalutin words to just Hornswoggle ya. Now, excuse me while I absquatulate.
And I am even anaspeptic to have caused you such contrafibularities.
Ahhh taradiddle. Not flumadiddle. My mistake.
load more comments
(1 replies)
*grumble* dodo...
for context she was very surprised that I was using my alarm (I usually don't use it)
I haven't said anything out loud today. I'm the only one home and I felt like relishing it instead of leaving the house.
First noise: gaaah!!
First word: Why...
First sentence: Why is your tongue in my ear hole?!?
Min-Pins...they fucking love mornings. Don't worry, he was asleep fifteen minutes later, after I fed him. Not me though.
"Wait!"
I actually slept in today and got woken up by my kids trying to make their own breakfast. And don't get me wrong I'm all for them being independent, but when I hear one yell at the other not to lick the jelly out of the jar, well...it's usually just best to be nearby
"Good", as in " Good morning!", also directed at the cat, who had been sleeping on top of me.
I wake up each day with a beautiful female who loves me. The that she's a cat does have some effect on the relationship.
Morning
Same as every day, I grab the joint from my bedside table before I even open my eyes and give thanks and praise to Jah
"Baby"
as in: "Baby girl, get your ass off my head, I'll get up and feed you dammit."
Baby Girl is Ripley, a 110 pound mastiff with clinging issues.
...I haven't spoken at all today. Huh. Strange
I think I have had days when I just don't have a single spoken word to say. I have tons of people in my life buzzing with life trying desperately to have their voices overbear everything around. I guess I figure mine should not hinder their buzzzz. It could really be bees in there.
First word: Oh Second word: no Third word: not Fourth word: again
Actually I've had a pretty good day. Woke up early, made a mocha latte, got caught up for work, and now I've spent all afternoon getting high and playing video games.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Either "cat" or "morning," same as always
“Huh?” in response to my husband waking me up to ask if I’d already fed the cat (I had).
The same word I say first everyday: "shit."
Oooooh
My son had peed into the bed.
Good.
As part of good morning.
Unless it was WHAT, as part of WHAT THE FUCK! because I yelled that in the night sometime when my husband's arm hit me when he rolled over. So if that was after midnight it was first.
Ughhhh!
Fuark
cuz imma Beast! 🦾
"Oooohfaaakkk"
Woke up with a nose bleed this morning.
BLEHHHHHHHH
Probably something like "no" or something similar since I was up all night and had only gotten maybe 4 hours of sleep as a result. Definitely said it as a response to being woken up.
ugh
Usually "ow my back"
I wasn't expecting so many cat related.
"Woahhhh"
I dunno why, whenever my alarm goes off my first instinct is to make that noise just before I pull myself out of bed haha.
"I got you" I said as someone walking in front of me outside immediately collapsed into a seizure.
wait what
I was strolling behind her, you know, minding my own business. I saw her stop in her tracks almost in a daze. I had seen this before in my best friend and so I recognized what was going on almost immediately just based on how it looked from behind. It took her only another second to fall but only half a second for me to catch her. Fortunately it wasn't a diabetic seizure, just a regular one, which are not lethal and need no extraordinary attention. These things happen. Sometimes we forget our own circumstances and they creep up on us.
at my work today someone fell to the ground and needed to be pulled out on a stretcher
Sundays are busy so I just kept working while the paramedics walked right next to me lol
Sundays of all days are the busy days for you?
I work at a grocery store. People come get groceries after church and it absolutely FLOODS the store
load more comments
(1 replies)
aaaw
Was looking for my cat
Welp
Usually "Oh" followed by "boy"
Sam, you gotta call ziggy to get you back home
fucking
as in "fucking kill me, not again."
view more: next ›