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[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 196 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

[–] ElectricFire@sh.itjust.works 84 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And the trash can right next to him

[–] StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The hard plastic chairs with no cushion that break when you sit down too fast.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 17 points 3 weeks ago

That's where the happiness goes.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And his headset’s still on

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Chef's kiss. 👌

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 121 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Famko@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That should easily be -30.

Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~

[–] errer@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ate human meat -5

Ate without table -60

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

not having a cannibal colony

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 90 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 weeks ago

Defiant Jazz!

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 82 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll take your birthday off for you.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

At least buy me dinner first.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

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[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

My company originally said you got two free days off per year, outside the accrued PTO: one for your birthday, and one for parity because office #2 got a state holiday that #1 didn't.

Now they moved to the "unlimited PTO" gimmick which has no right answer for how much time you can take off, so I follow the old PTO accrual schedule for my seniority as a guide.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we're back 2nd week of January. Doesn't count towards the 30 days, of course 👍

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)

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[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

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[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.

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[–] cikano@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So they leave by themselves?

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

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[–] netvor@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 3 weeks ago

This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's a man considering a new career.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

[–] BipolarSilence@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

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[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pizzas are usually savoury

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

And what a feast it is!

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.

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