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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

That's a man considering a new career.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 195 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

[–] ElectricFire@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And the trash can right next to him

[–] StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

That's where the happiness goes.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And his headset’s still on

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Chef's kiss. 👌

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Famko@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That should easily be -30.

Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~

[–] errer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ate human meat -5

Ate without table -60

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

not having a cannibal colony

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 week ago

Defiant Jazz!

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll take your birthday off for you.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

At least buy me dinner first.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

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[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we're back 2nd week of January. Doesn't count towards the 30 days, of course 👍

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[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I had a strict I don't answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn't be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I'm not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.

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[–] cikano@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

What kind of pizza did you get?

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago

This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

[–] BipolarSilence@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

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[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

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