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[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago

Boomer humor…

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pankuleczkapl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The ultimate childhood PTSD experience ™️

[–] Mikrochip@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How terrifying was it in the end? I found the trailer too scary to actually watch it.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

[–] pankuleczkapl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thankfully my brain erased that experience

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Aren't these 'girl with blue hair' jokes a bit old already?

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Not if my porn is anything to go by.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

nah I saw some animated documentary on Netflix and I can say for a fact that blue haired girls are mentally ill

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago

Was that documentary called Arcane, by any chance?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 58 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's Ramona Flowers.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean the one with hair like this?

[–] Cordinel@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Tbf she was the only one with that haircut in that entire town

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, did you hear about her seven evil exes?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought she had seven seven evil ex boyfriends!

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well they weren't all boys so...

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought at least one of them was a girlfriend?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I never understood the attraction. "oh my god she's so different!"

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On one hand that was part of the point of her character, that people were far more attracted to the idea of her than the reality. On the other hand, a beautiful actress portraying a very “cool millennial” aesthetic got to me too. She was the archetypal manic pixie dream girl in a story about how she won’t save you and you won’t save her, you both have to learn to save yourself.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I never picked up on that lesson, truth be told

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And while we're on the subject of Ramonas, Ramona Quimby was a little shit with two loving parents who put up with way too much of her antics. If anyone should have been in therapy, it was Ramona. Think of the horrible, vain, manipulative adult she must have turned out to be.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet you any money that we're talking about the exact same person.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I could certainly see an adult Ramona Quimby changing her name to Ramona Flowers to get attention.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

her coy personality would be an actual red flag

Oh it already is. She and Scott deserve each other (read that in a disdainful tone).

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My therapist actually has blue hair though...

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In college my friends said "never date a girl that's a psychology major. She's trying to figure out what's wrong with herself".

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At least they’re are trying. That’s more than can be said for a lot of people. Is it better to be with someone who’s got an understanding of their issues and wants to resolve them, or be with someone who doesn’t acknowledge their issues and/or who leans into maladaptive behaviors because of them?

I’ve dated people in both camps. I’ll take the psych major any day. By a long shot.

[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well said. I'm married to a clinical psychologist and she's the most emotionally intelligent person I know. It's the best. She's the best.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The 3rd option of "neither" is a far better pick.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

My daughter's therapist ticks a lot of 'manic pixie dreamgirl' boxes, but she seems to do it for my kid, so I guess it all works out.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago
[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jinx is not amused by this statement

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She'd be a prime candidate for some therapy though

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

IDK, in a dystopian capitalism end state blowing shit up while giggling sounds like good mental health to me

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone who uses hair dye is mentally ill haha so funny!!!

Who upvotes this braindead shit?

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In walks the Therapist who strangely enough looks like johnny sins.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

There must be something I can do to thank you for fixing my daddy issues...

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Never have I wanted to be a therapist more.

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

OP: Blue haired girl meme!! Lol!

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