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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Woah woah woah I'm all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago

Pegging is less painful

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean there's a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm straight and I like it tho.

Fragile masculinity makes you miss a lot of things ig.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

It's a shame that gay guys have such a monopoly on butt stuff

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Eh. Tried to find that miraculous erogenous zone in the arse… nothing there. Not a yuck nor a yum. Just really did nothing for me.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 81 points 3 days ago (5 children)

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 92 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 42 points 3 days ago

That's where the cum button is tho

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Your loss because that shit is lit

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 3 days ago

You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

Name checks out.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don't expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid's school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don't really care as long as everything is trucking along and we're happy

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 88 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago

Lava vs magma

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

taking the community name literally, huh ...

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (6 children)

not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...

a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"Death Star Superlaser"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

It goes from "A" to "G"

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn't give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I've seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

the horny brain will actively chemically supresses our "ick" reaction. we're literally less capable of being grossed out when having sex.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 18 points 3 days ago

What did you just call me! /s

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

did they stutter!?

^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^

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[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Second that.

It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the "receiving" end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you'll likely love it too!

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Sameee.

I was somewhat skeptical at first but it's fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.

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