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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 88 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don't really want that in my search history.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

taking the community name literally, huh ...

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...

a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"Death Star Superlaser"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

It goes from "A" to "G"

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No no, he’s right.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This person gets it

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

mine just attached under my toilet seat. the water line connects to the existing toilet water line. it came with the fitting i needed and was easier than Legos to set up.

think i payed like $25 on Amazon like 5 years ago. i try not to buy from Amazon anymore, but I'm sure there are many reasonable options out there elsewhere.

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dedicated bidets make no sense to me, and they're usually the obnoxious european type where its a fucked up combination of sink and toilet.

Japanese style smart-toilet bidets are the shit. You install it on your regular toilet, and when you're done you press a button and your asshole is clean.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago

There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn't give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I've seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

the horny brain will actively chemically supresses our "ick" reaction. we're literally less capable of being grossed out when having sex.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 18 points 3 days ago

What did you just call me! /s

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I don't get the appeal honestly and I'm a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?