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[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...

a bidet makes it a lot easier πŸ˜…. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"Death Star Superlaser"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

It goes from "A" to "G"

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No no, he’s right.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This person gets it

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

mine just attached under my toilet seat. the water line connects to the existing toilet water line. it came with the fitting i needed and was easier than Legos to set up.

think i payed like $25 on Amazon like 5 years ago. i try not to buy from Amazon anymore, but I'm sure there are many reasonable options out there elsewhere.

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dedicated bidets make no sense to me, and they're usually the obnoxious european type where its a fucked up combination of sink and toilet.

Japanese style smart-toilet bidets are the shit. You install it on your regular toilet, and when you're done you press a button and your asshole is clean.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago

There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.