He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.
Remember that.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.
My wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I'm not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.
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When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
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Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
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He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
I'm afraid to test your theory.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
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When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn't really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can't really remember. But then she asked about mine and that's when I told her about the escorts. That's when she got mad about me telling her about my past.
that’s when I told her about the escorts.
Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.
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I mean... it's probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn't mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you're supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I'm weird for thinking that.
As long as it wasn't in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
What if was in a column?
Don't kink shame me!
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She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.
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i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
Woosh
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