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Back in the day, a girlfriend of mine eating fries and mayo. She is a professor at Leuven University now, very smart mind, sweet and handsome...but you wouldn't take her out to the snackbar because she would eat like a hungry pig.
Deez nuts
We have a winner.
Glass.
I'm torn between "no teeth (just gums) and a mouth stuffed with chocolate pudding (specifically the one that many American buffet restaurants use)" and "crunching jagged jawbreakers (or rocks)"
As someone who likes watching people eat this won't work on me. I'm into this shit.
It doesn't bother me either but I'm a glutton, so I immediately pivoted to foods I enjoyed but the torture was just that I was able to hear/watch them enjoy something I really wanted to share.
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Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
This would be literal torture to my wife. I think after watching enough movies with sound effects, eating food, and seeing her reactions it would be the sound of people eating spaghetti with their hands, audibly slurping up the noodles, chewing with their mouths open, combined with loudly smooching and making kissing sounds. They're also popping their necks and elbows throughout the process. She might literally go crazy if she was forced to listen to that for a long period.
Those asmr mukbang videos. I can't stand asmr sounds in general, eating makes it worse
Ranch Corn Nuts
Other than flavor, how are ranch corn nuts different from regular corn nuts?
Smell. 🤢
Theyre delicious in your mouth, but in someone else's they fucking reek.
Aluminum foil.
nuclear samyang buldak (spicy noodles).
they have to eat it japanese style where they have to slurp. i think the sounds would be too tempting asmr.
Peanuts
Bananas.
Ribs. It's ribs.
Ice cubes
Oysters
My ex-MIL has TMJ and chews with her mouth open so I’d say her eating kettle chips, jaw clicking with every bite.
they're eating the ~~cat~~pussy
You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄
My dad eating cereal. Every spoonful was slurped loudly.
apples
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I've endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
Cottage cheese with nuts in it.
My stepdad - generally an okay Rick Moranis type and a wizard at the penny stocks - had a quirk. We found out he specifically hated people sucking the sauce off their fingers after eating chicken wings; that kind of thing.
Oh God, we were relentless.
Sand
Honey. Licking makes me want to remove my ears
Itt: people with Misophonia.
Pudding, with their fingers
Tete de Veau
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn't had to care in 6 decades.
It's polite to slurp it.
I know the cultural context and respect it as different from my own.
But it will never stop being viscerally disgusting to my personal sensibilities.
Every time I just suck it up. Pun intended.
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
Does homeboy not know about crabcakes? All the taste, none of the pain in the ass and paying for the privilege of preparing your own food. Just get them somewhere that doesn't use filler.