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Doesn't matter what they are eating. Their mouth is open and they are mouth breathing as they chew.
Make it garlic then, just to be sure
Literally anything. They don't have to exaggerate their mouth sounds either. I have misophonia.
Teeth.
Ouch
How can I delete a comment from my memory?
Drugs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=En6gbF34Hfc
Futurama - Thompson's teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
I dont care what they are eating, but they are eating it in one of these
The sound of these things opening gives me nightmares
I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.
The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters
I like how working in the film industry has made you shutter instead of shudder
Damn it! Wrong shudder speed!
One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic.
Bad idea indeed. Next time tell him he should record people using forks and knives and plates, but not any sounds that come from the mouth.
Scenes where people eat are "cleaned" very much in films. You see and hear people talking, playing a little with their food and that's that. Never the real action of chewing, swallowing etc. (unless the film actually wants to create some bad vibes)
This was specifically supposed to be gross. We needed audio of people chewing.
Ughh... oh, well. Enjoy! :)
Preferably the captor
I have a condition called misophonia. Just kill me instead. Please.
You're afraid of Japanese soup?
Fake Japanese soup specifically
Same. I hate eating with other people unless theirs a loud tv/music in the background. I have found that those loop earplugs help with it at least but then you have to answer questions about what those are.
Oh my god those loop earplugs have been a lifesaver! Started using them about a year ago. Can't recommend them enough for anyone else suffering
My brother's wife bought me a pair a couple years ago and I was really skeptical but they are great. They also help me not get stressed out when I'm around loud children which was another big issue for me. I actually enjoy going to family gatherings now and don't have to step away to calm my nerves every 30 minutes or so.
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he'd chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it's a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he'd just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I'm gonna go with bananas.
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Slurping on some hot soup. I don't know why, but that sound gets under my skin.
Cold soup isn't nearly as annoying.
Cottage cheese.
Spoonful after spoonful of cereal with milk. Nothing worse
The food doesn't matter if the person eating is my dad. He makes loud nasty noises no matter what he is eating. Once he is done eating the noise continues for 10 minutes because he is cleaning his teeth with his tongue.
Something alive which can scream.
"Themselves"
Jokes on them, listening isn't my torture. It's seeing people eat with their mouth open and especially bits falling out while chewing. Yuck
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I'm so deaf I could sit in a room full of large, sweaty men slurping chicken off drumsticks while making open-mouthed, gruntled dad noises with every gasping breath, and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. Well, other than such a room existing, that is.
My wife.
I think if I am already being tortured I couldn't care less about the sound of someone else eating.
Their words.
Ice cubes. From a cup. That they are shaking periodically between sips/bites.
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For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Man, I dunno if I really want to explore this rabbit hole, but I'm sure that there's much-less-tolerable stuff out there. Say, live mice or something.
Did you read the other person's suggestion about mice or are there two people here to independently came up with this grim idea?
I just posted it myself as the first thing that came to mind with something small and cute and noise-making. Hadn't read other comments at that point.
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