madjo

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Firstly, it's not an affliction, just like how being straight or being allosexual isn't an affliction.

Secondly, rarely does a sex scene move the plot forward.

Thirdly, less is still more.

Fourthly, sex scenes still don't help procreation one bit, now does it? So you didn't answer my question, but I'm no longer interested in your answer. By calling me an affliction makes it perfectly clear to me that what you have to say isn't interesting.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But what does that have to do with sex scenes in movies and tv shows?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

If you had dreamt so vividly that you were 80-ish years old, and then immediately after waking up you look in the mirror and see a 40-ish year old looking back at you. For a short time you can't comprehend what you're seeing.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 0 points 2 days ago

I agree with the teens. We already live in a dystopia, no need to have that in our movies and books anymore.

There’s a reason cottage core exists. And how popular bridgerton is, and that’s not because of the sex in the series, but the escapism to a world where war barely gets mentioned. And where costumed balls are all the rage.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Also not a teen, but as an asexual person I’ve been wishing for that for a while now.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 13 points 3 days ago

Ducking heck! 😄

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Boohoo, Denuvo, cry me a fudging river!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Had a similar dream like that. But in my dream I think I died?

So like your dream, mine was hyper vivid too.

Met a girl, we dated, we got married, even had a couple of kids. And then at some point we celebrated our wedding anniversary with a big party. Our kids and grand kids were there. It was an amazing feast. And we go to bed happy, I kiss her good night and tell her how lucky I am, and then I startled myself awake and I find myself alone in bed in my darkened house.

I figured that she must have gotten up earlier or something, so I go to the bathroom, but I don’t recognise my face in the mirror initially, looks too young and I start to panic. Rush to kitchen, shouting her name. But the kitchen is empty too, obviously. She was never real. I mourned that loss for a few days, it really messed me up for a while. Wanting to go back to the dream. But I never saw her again in my dreams.

Scumbag brain.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What happens when I add Mentos to that?

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