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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wrong meaning of Jeep

A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world—in this case our world—but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here's what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world.

Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Because it wasn't invented by internet idiots?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone's memory of reading it.

[–] assa123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Help! I am a fish is a cool movie

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And it's Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we're a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.

I mean, nowadays we've made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

It goes so hard. Horrific death scene, absolute bop of a theme song

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Alan Rickman, what a treasure.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I will never financially recover from this.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Can you build me one?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if the author is being repetitive to make the article longer or if it was written by ChatGPT.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I also can't tell. Maybe both

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago

Is that what the ducks represent? How many times the jeep owner accidentally built a jeep? 🤔

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm more worried about those people trapped underwater

[–] SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Oh my God, thank you for this! My girlfriend's coworker bought a jeep and somehow ended up rebuilding it into one of the Jurassic Park jeeps. It's actually awesome as hell.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saving this for when I finish my CJ7 project

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's hard to watch it actively happen like this and know only too well there's nothing you can do. Feel better soon, dude.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Have you all seen the guy that built the jeep out of neon? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_JBSfqJmNv/?igsh=MTloMzE2bnd6cDU4dA==