As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

I think it's the clitoris?

Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.

U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.

Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.

I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?

Sprance, duh!

France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.

Oh that's easy. Connecticut

Monaco got stung by a wasp.

that's the holy roman empire

This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.

The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.

I've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist

can'talonia

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”

Greater Monaco

it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked

Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen

This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.

That map isn't America therefore none of it exists

That would be France's Testicles.

Atlantis was here all along.

Greater Catalonia.

As an American, would you like it to be a country?

Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...

Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was

Sprance. Duh

That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.