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I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ? (lemmy.world)

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[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 177 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.

[–] Maslo@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won't leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

He looks like Great Value Candidate.

Or "Mom, can we have the White House?"

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 136 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with "Goya" for "never going to buy their products again?

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

As much as I'd love to be picky I'm barely hanging on here, I'm buyin whatever is on sale

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please consider: shoplifting

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 45 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

Hate to show you this...but there's a shit ton of shitty companies

Edit- For some reason, I couldn't upload the higher res version, so here's a link. https://www.oxfamamerica.org/explore/stories/these-10-companies-make-a-lot-of-the-food-we-buy-heres-how-we-made-them-better/

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they've changed something since then.

Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I'll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it's what I'd been doing.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're boycotting Kellogg's by buying... Kellogg's cereal?

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Buy cott. I'm buying Kelloggs on purpose

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 102 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He's so sleepy looking and low energy

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So old and tired

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

It’s weird

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Sleepy Don

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 weeks ago

Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 47 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, look at that guy. He's old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It's just sad.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Good time to see which politician companies support. Check out the lemmy community !goodsuniteus@lemmy.ca Or the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) or site https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

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[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This looks like a scene of a satire dystopian movie, like robocop or the running man...

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It‘s literally Idiocracy

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Old man complaining about something with some trash nearby. That stuff isn't anything I would normally buy but I am for sure not buying any of it now.

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 40 points 3 weeks ago

"I am told, these things are groceries"

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I didn’t watch it but my guess is the context is something like “all these groceries got more expensive under Joe Biden!” He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This man has never done his own groceries

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What can a box of cereal cost, $30?

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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 38 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.

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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hes standing next to what i eat!

hes got my vote!

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[–] Bapanada@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Time to boycott all those companies. Added to the list that includes Goya.

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know if those companies had any say in whether their products were used, but this wasn't supposed to be for advertising. It was supposed to be a gimmick for what was stated to be a message on the economy, but the orange atrocity personified saw a squirrel and the whole address ended up being the same whiny bullshit.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

America Decides…

MAXWELL HOUSE… or… FOLGERS!

Fr tho stable jenius looks real low energy lol

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's trying to appeal to boomers.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

donOLD

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Guess no more honey bunch of oats. I hope cheerios is good.

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[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Just letting us know what not to buy ever again

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just his normal breakfast.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't fucking believe you. No way that ass nugget eats anything resembling healthy. That pos probably has his cronies remove the non marshmallows from his lucky charms.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

That pile resembles healthy?

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Junk advertising by a weird junk candidate.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You give me tax cuts for the rich, what little healthcare you have left, your reproductive rights, free elections, and the ability to commit felonies.

I give you, a pack of sausages and a tin of burnt coffee grounds.

[–] nman90@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Him being sponsored by Folger's has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger's advertisment.

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[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes ~~instant~~ incest coffee

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Folger's missed a great opportunity when coffee enemas became a fad. Slogan could have been "The best part of waking up, is Folger's up your butt."

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[–] takeda@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Exhausted Don

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently the best part of waking up is donating to the GOP.

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