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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't fucking believe you. No way that ass nugget eats anything resembling healthy. That pos probably has his cronies remove the non marshmallows from his lucky charms.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something like yogurt and fruit or an omelette

A cigarette and a coffee looks like a healthier breakfast than whatever is on that table

[–] imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There literally is coffee on that table. You can choose to take the right portions of carbs (cereal) and fats and protein (various meats).

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

.....the coffee and cigarette is a stereotypical idea of a comically unhealthy breakfast.

that was the point.

There's a hell of a lot more to eating healthy than just balancing 3 simple macros. Especially when what you're balancing is a load of processed shite in bright plastic containers.

[–] imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we're talking about packaging then? Not the food itself? Do you know what type of containers yogurt is shipped in? Or even a lot of fruits? Surely you have a better argument than that?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol what a silly hill to die on

[–] imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"shitty unhealthy food can be eaten in half the recommended portions!" Isn't mine.

[–] imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lol just because you said that, I just became certain that your BMI is far higher than mine. Which btw is below the overweight designation lol

Out here simping for Folgers and want respect!. Rich!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

No, but that particular cereal poses as a healthy cereal.