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[–] kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

turns into goose from untitled goose game 🪿

attempts to steal car

HONK!

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago
[–] TheWinged7@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I had a strhonk trying to read that

[–] SuperNinjaFury@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 8 points 1 month ago

Remember, if you HONK all you HONK at me, I will HONK if you get any closer, u have to HONK if-

I HONK if you will-

if myself want HONK!

If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK-

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Honk if anything

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't "own" a "car", they're in possession of a conveyance...

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me guess, they're "travelling, officer".

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

That’s what the lack of plate would suggest.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Car stickers actually being used in a funny way for once!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

What a vibe.

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] Ltcpanic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Utter nonsense. Geese won't own cars.

They'd steal them.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

No, can't have been written by geese. Geese cannot read or write, they just straight up honk.

This is a clown car. That's the most reasonable explanation.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This is a true work of art!

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

"Honk if anything"

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Geese can ~~own~~ PosSESS cars

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel personally victimized

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Have you honked? That made me feel a bit better.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Honk if honk so in case honk honk honk myself honk

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

That there is the mating call of a honkey.

[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk...

[–] iegod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I will never understand bumper stickers.

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did I read honk?