MisterCrisper

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Does JD Vance wear eyeliner or mascara? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.

I didn’t know geese can own cars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Fishin' really clears the mind in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

Who put up Trump's bond? A subprime car loan billionaire who has run afoul of regulators in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mr Hankey?

Lloyds Bank coprolite is the largest palaeofaeces yet discovered in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Literal shitpost

A handy reference in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Found: Lost log in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think his bark is worse than his bite but don't worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.

Video shows police open fire on California man holding a fork in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago

Give them a break. They thought it was an acorn.

Nothing but snoot in c/aww@lemmy.world
Scots students finish 'stiff' charity challenge cycling 400 miles from Cock Lane to Dick Place in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

That took balls

Your brain is sitting in a sealed, completely dark room with wires coming out of the walls. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Illuminating

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