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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 158 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?

[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The table isn't set for breakfast yet.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? The breakfast gun is there. Table set.
/s

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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Only if you're a lefty.

Cross-drawing at the table is rude.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

No no, breakfast gun goes on the right side, what's wrong is it's laying the wrong way.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 124 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of land o lakes butter. They got rid of the indian but they kept the land.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bart Simpson made that joke once, I think they cut it out of future re-runs because religious zealots got mad about it.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ah, so he did! I'd forgotten about that. The first time I saw it was in a Beavis and Butt-head comic.

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

What I love, is that it was an Ojibwe woman that was illustrated by an Ojibwe. It was done out of honor and respect...

Then someone decided to get rid of her... Feel free to read into that.

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[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago (11 children)

THAT is absolutely the same "point" I made when I first saw it?!!

Ok, so, the person was bad to show, I guess, but now it's an even better analogy to what the settlers did...

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago (6 children)

All that drama for dyed corn syrup.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 79 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I really wish someone would create a "loud honky" brand mascot...

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 113 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 47 points 3 months ago

I came here for a sensible chuckle, not to have my fucking mind blown.

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some board room somewhere

Bossman "Alright team, what should we change to ensure our company is not seen as racist according to white people on twitter?

Person 1 "Increase represtation of different races and cultures across our brands?" ejector seat activated

Person 2 "Hire someone qualified to have this conversion?" ejector seat activated

Person 3 "Get rid of Aunt Jemima so people don't accosiate our brand with black people anymore?

Bossman "brilliant! Someone get me a raise for coming up with that."

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not about associating the brand with black people. Aunt Jemima was a mammy, straight out of a ministrel show. She was a racist stereotype of the loving and attentive house slave

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They could have come up with a new character...instead they got rid of it all together. Just say its Jemima's niece who carries on the recipe.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bro my syrup doesn’t need lore.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Was really confused why you would prefer plastic over glass, but then i understood what was meant by "her".

[–] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For something slow moving and sticky like fake maple syrup, a plastic bottle will let you squeeze the syrup out instead of waiting for it to slowly drip down to the nozzle.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can warm the bottle to make is more viscous. Old plastic bottles would make me worried about micro plastic, but micro plastic is already in all the cells in my body so I should stop caring

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I think you mean less viscous? Isn't more viscosity = more thickness?

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[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

That handgun looks like a rare 1911 Commander made by Ruger manufactured in Southport, CT. Those things are not cheap.

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Americans and their high fructose corn syrup addiction.

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s the cheapest sugar option in the us, so it goes in everything that’s not a “premium” brand, and even then it might still have it in there.

[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And products that "remove" it replace it with glucose-fructose, or sometimes even pure fructose, which hilariously shows both that companies don't give a fuck, AND consumers are really stupid on average.

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

Last time I saw white people get this fanatical over a black woman it was because she was handing them free minivans.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A buddy of mine and I did some research into the real-life aunt Jemima.

Apparently she was a really cool lady.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The African American Registry of the United States suggests Nancy Green and others who played the caricature of Aunt Jemima should be celebrated despite what has been widely condemned as a stereotypical and racist brand image. The registry wrote, "We celebrate the birth of Nancy Green in 1834. She was a Black storyteller and one of the first Black corporate models in the United States."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Jemima

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Her financial freedom and stature as a national spokesperson enabled her to become a leading advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for the black population. She used her stature as a spokesperson to advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for individuals in Chicago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Green

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

So instead of celebrating her on the bottle, or doing something to recognize her... They go the other direction and just remove her.

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[–] HaleHirsute@infosec.pub 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I saw news reporting about it at the time, and if I recall correctly her descendants were actually proud of her being the mascot and thought it was cool.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Her descendants like her image being on the syrup bottles! BUT THAT'S A HECKIN RACISM!"

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago
[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 19 points 3 months ago

I don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate you filling his wife with your syrup.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Putting a pig in a dress doesnt change the pig

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unironically this, I'm sorry they want to decrease visibility of black people and call that fighting racism?

We can't have Aunt Jemima, but Captain Crunch's cracker ass is still joining us for breakfast?

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is that an original tanker's 1911?!

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