The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
Beeatrice is one...
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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Beavis
Beelexander
Fuck it the rest of you are all called Barry Bee Benson
I second this, and it’s now irrevocably ratified.
Thank Bejesus, we solved that problem
Beesus
Beevis, ffs! I mean, it was right there.
Right. Beehave!
Bort
No, my bee son is also named Bort
Beers, beets, Beetlestar Galactica.
Surely that’s what UUIDs are for
I love you b011c1ad-b091-42d4-bc2e-a6c41c8117dc
of course it starts with a B
UUIBees
I always wonder, in the multiverse are these unique? Like are GUIDs unique on other planets?
No, there is a very very veeeery tiny chance of them not being unique. But it is so incredibly small, it doesn't matter at all. Unless you f-up the way you generate them, you are fine.
I’m kind of just joking about why they have a UUID vs a GUID.
They must start with a B
Beellezzzebub
Baaron
That's a sheep's name silly
Beeron
Buzzy Boy
Buzzzy Boy
Buzzzzy Boy
...
John, Paul, George and Ringo.
Wrong type of insect.
If they'd spelled their band name correctly then the first syllable would've been 🐝
Bob one, Bob two, Bob three and George.
George Foreman?
Nah the hardest part of keeping bees is dealing with your neighbor who keeps Japanese murder hornets
Bifur, Bofur, Bomber….
Too bad there wasn't a clan of elves named with B names, there'd be a few hives worth of names in the Silmarillion
Beeeeetlejuice
Nah, remembering all the names is way harder. Not to mention distinguishing the individual bees...
Easy, you just name them after whatevers distinguish that bee. Like if the bee only can see on four of his five eyes, you naturally call him Foureye.
This is wholesome lol
Susan Bee Anthony, Susan Bee Anthony II, Susan Bee Anthony III, Susan Bee Anthony IV, ..., I could go on but I would not want my fingers to get sore and tired.
Nah, the puns make the names easy...
Bee Arthur Beeatrice Bee kind Beetlejuice
Less problem coming up withem than it would be remembering them all
Hiving them little "Hi, my name is..." tags helps a lot.
I feel similar about gardening