I installed a new font from the AUR just for this meme.

Arch Linux user and their boyfriend - you can even choose who is who.

This…is not how it goes with my wife.

Ok but what am I supposed to do if I'm both people in that experience???? Uhh checkmate liberal

The fact that I've actually done this while talking to women makes me scream inside.

Me with my gf

I'm sad there's no tumbleweed emoji

It excites my wife because there's still good money to be had in high tech. Once we devs are fully replaced by AI, the horny will end.

Tumble me weeds!!

Me explaining to my girlfriend (the voices in my head) about the brilliant magic of source-based packaging with binary cache

I'm not saying this exact scenario happens, but sapiosexuals are absolutely a thing.

So your GF is in favor of uncontrollable security issues and massive user scrambling to fix whatever your update fucked up on a daily basis?

There's a reason updates are batched, this is so fuckdamn shortsighted.

If only

I would like to ask a question from the esteemed and rather cultured gentlemen/ladies in the chat: why do you think women don't like this sort of stuff? I thought they liked it when a man is passionate?

Both

Upstream should do versioning, the distribution model is flawed.