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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (9 children)

I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it's great!

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A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

[–] pelotron@midwest.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.

Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (9 children)

That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 24 points 8 months ago

I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though

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[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 17 points 8 months ago

Hey, I stick to snuff when I'm in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 months ago

You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Nice glock bro

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

[–] TomMasz@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago

In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fake, I don't see a pick-up truck.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

The shower is in the back seat.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

They don't make showers that big. Not even public showers.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about the average American grower?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

They don't need the gun.

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I'm just wondering how you got into my shower

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] assplode@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!

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[–] Mutterwitz@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.

[–] WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago

The gun is just there to exfoliate.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?

[–] auraness@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

nailed it!

BY GOD!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's the jar under the cigarettes?

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago
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