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That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That's why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper
That's why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.
Fuck off, I'm an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with "This Machine Kills Fascists", Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don't leave me out
Well you fuck off because I'm gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I'll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other "This Machine Kills Fascists", Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.
Because American women can't have AR guns in a purse?
Not really
maybe disassembled if the bag is big enough
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.