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Ah, I see the problem. I'm afraid you've accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black's voice.

Veridian Dynamics we can even make radishes so spicy that people can't eat them, but we're not because people can't eat them, Veridian Dynamics, Food. Yum.

Spelled different, but seemed relevant.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

I mean I recognize it, but as something I frequently say to my therapist. (They finally divorced when I was 24).

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

Not in Lake Wobegon!!

Three whole tabs!!

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Like a penguin?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn't read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.