CertifiedBlackGuy

joined 1 year ago
[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like you.

I eat you last.

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's 10p EST and I'm still waiting for more πŸ˜”

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

BRING BACK THE FUCKING BUTTONS HOLY SHIT

Same, God just wants me to see y'all

Or get a black friend ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are everywhere.

Praise be Cortana and IE's reinstallation!

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My nigga, Fizz, gets it

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses α••( ᐛ )α•—

Ain't even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday

actually they're only slightly off. 3-400m/s

Though that's for individuals. The average is near 0, since they're all going in random directions, canceling each other out.

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