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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

Musk still rich

[–] chevy9294@monero.town 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

Reddit still going.

[–] feebl@feddit.nl 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] udon@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

German is cheating!

[–] Vailliant@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Alarm clock ringing

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 31 points 4 months ago

In our bed?!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"She preferred him."

I don't think I like this game.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 4 months ago

I made myself sad writing that.

[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (5 children)
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[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Four more years.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 24 points 4 months ago

The condom broke.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 24 points 4 months ago (12 children)
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[–] doleo@lemmy.one 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

deleted by creator

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 22 points 4 months ago

You tested positive.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

This is more of a horror story

[–] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

We never learn

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

[–] udon@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 17 points 4 months ago

Technically not cannibalism!

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Still no sleep

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Toothpaste orange juice

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

God creates man

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

The prompt said sad, not horror

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

War never changes

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Want to KMS?

No, better

Failed suicide attempt

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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