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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

...As you pass by 5 people at self-checkout doing tactical shoplifting.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also Remember, stealing from publically traded corporations is stealing from sociopathic thieves that have no problem hurting vulnerable people to get what they want, in the name of ~~insatiable greed~~ "rational self-interest."

They dictate the laws to their paid lackees in Congress. Equating legality with ethics or morality in this capitalist captured dystopia makes one a fool. Our laws are designed to defend the desires of property owners against the basic survival needs of human beings with nothing that our society has already catastrophically failed.

You can catch charges for the misdeed of feeding the homeless here.

(and to anyone who wants to chime in with "well feeding homeless people might make them linger, effecting property values which needs to be a consideration alongside feeding hungry poor people." 🖕)

[–] superpop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its not as catchy i gotta say

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Not just food. Any self care items or toiletries of any sort.

Food? What food? I didn't even know they had food...

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[–] RubiksIsocahedron@reddthat.com 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just how the capitalists want you to think - that you committed a crime by not giving capitalists money.

The capitalists want you to think that all money is their money, and that you are committing a crime by getting in the way of their money.

[–] bananathan@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

It's a meme mate

[–] Treemaster099@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I understand what you're saying, but I don't think that's what the meme was meaning. I think it meant when you leave empty handed, it looks like you're shoplifting. That makes you nervous and you start acting weird which makes you look even more suspicious and more nervous. Wash, rinse, and repeat till you get home and cry because social situations are awkward and hard and life would be so much easier if I was alone on a deserted island like Tom Hanks in that one movie.

... I might've lost track towards the end, but you get the idea.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Walking through customs at the airport

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Much more understandable though. Even without anything to declare, the "please come here" can mean that you'll lose the next 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger, while you are probably already kinda stressed from the travel.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago

20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger

Some people pay good money for that, you know!

[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One time I got trapped in a store because the door was behind the counter where the register was and a guy was sitting there the whole time. I decided not to buy anything, but I looked around for a while so I felt like he might question me. So I just kept pretending to look around which made it even more awkward to leave empty handed.

I think I decided not to buy anything after 20 minutes but spent a whole hour in there trying to figure out how to leave

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Legend says he's still stuck in that store to this day

Man I've done this before but maybe spent 15 minutes and that felt like an hour. A whole hour must have felt like a whole day.

My problem is that I AM buying something but I stand there analyzing all the options just walk out with 1 thing. As I'm checking out I start to wonder if anybody realized that I've just spent 15 minutes standing at one shelf to end up buying 1 bottle of infant cough syrup.

Why do you hate the econony, Kermit?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Generalized Anxiety Disorder is a bitch

[–] Saneless@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I shop without a cart or basket, the mental energy it takes to not put something in my pocket so I can hold things better is a lot more than 0

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I regularly put stuff in my pockets while im browsing. Sometimes I even pay for it.

[–] PreventFalls@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I accidentally put a product in my purse at Walgreens to get my phone out, and within 5 seconds an overhead page went off saying “code zero, code zero”. I quickly grabbed the product back out and half yelled “omg I’m sorry!” before going to the register to pay for it and also mumbling to the cashier who probably gave no fucks that I was sorry, it was very much an accident.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always feel bad when I leave a small shop without buying anything, like I'm abandoning them.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have obsessive guilt about silly things, but even I cannot comprehend why people would feel guilty about simply not buying something at a store.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It might look like you stole something. And the more you think that as you walk out the door, the more you start to look like you stole something.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a consequence of our capitalist society, of how we're not allowed to just exist in most places without buying or consuming something. About the only places we have left are sidewalks, public parks, libraries, maybe a large mall. Anywhere else and you can potentially be asked to leave if you're not seen "doing" something or at least looking like you're going to buy something after awhile. If the staff don't care, you can "get away with it" (that is, get away with just existing), but more often than not you may be asked to leave. I'd try to test the theory out by just standing around for a few hours, but who actually has that kind of time?

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

It’s a consequence of our capitalist society

It's more a consequence of place and purpose. If you're in a place and don't use it for the usual purpose, then your motives will be questioned. A store is place to get items. Even if there was no exchange of money, but you went into the store and walked out without anything, it would appear odd.

Go brush your teeth at a library, stand on a sidewalk for a long period of time, ride a bike through a mall. All these things don't cost money but they are still weird.

[–] SamboT@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

But why would you want to hang out at a clothing store?

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And for me the feeling is inversely proportional to the time spent there.

I'm looking for something very specific, they don't have it, I leave. But man, does it seem I just went in real quick to steal something as fast as possible.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Take comfort in knowing the employees probably aren't paid enough to care

My wife always feels guilty about leaving a small shop without buying anything and will say stuff like "We'll be back!". I have to remind her we're under no obligation to buy anything and you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of how I this summer I went to a store only to discover that they don't sell the ice cream I wanted to buy, so I just ended up buying some crackers to not feel akward. (but anyway, the crackers were good)

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

What it's like to have anxiety when doing anything

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Those aren't Kermit's eyes!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just leave without buying anything. Sometimes I go into a store just to use the restroom and then leave. It's perfectly legal.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's not just legal—it's not even impolite.

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Me when i walk in to get my daily powerade and they don't have my flavor. I'm in and out in 30 seconds flat but i feel so guilty over nothing.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It’s bad how we responsible for a businesses model.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Me, who has 13 salamis tucked in his pants: Oh, it's not wrong to steal? Whew. What a relief.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's fine since you brought them from home

"These are my day-to-day sausages."

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would love to understand the psychology behind this feeling.

In my case I think it was being raised by an ex-Catholic. Whole lotta undeserved guilt trips in my household growing up!

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raised catholic here too, maybe catholic guilt but personally I think it's more so the pervading idea that people implicitly aren't allowed to exist in a space outside the home or offices unless they spend money and by walking out without buying anything bypasses the normal routine of going to a store to get something and going through some kind of checkout process.

[–] superpop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

yeah the more hours you spend outside without spending money the worse it gets

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