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[–] slapchop@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought this was on a loop but when it finally hit I was totally caught off guard.

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? That’s not a loop?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 1 year ago

Shoot, I missed it! Guess I gotta start from the beginning

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

truck: consequences

cylinder: Trump

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[–] onionbaggage@lemmynsfw.com 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do people think that having 4 criminal cases pending against you is meaningless? Like... This is accurate and prosecutions are moving forward. The fuck do you want? That's how it works.

[–] roboticide@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I assume it's just the pace, but overall there's plenty of reasons to be frustrated.

There's already talk about how some of these cases might not be resolved until after the election, at which point, depending on how it goes, could be extremely problematic.

It feels frustrating because it's mid-2023, and we may "run out of time" by end of 2024. People ask what the fuck was happening for 2.5 years? The reality of course is justice is not always, nor necessarily should be swift, and getting these investigations even started takes time to say nothing of collecting evidence and putting together a case. But also, 20 years ago even a single criminal indictment probably would have spelled the end of a Presidential campaign, and instead, Trump is successfully fundraising off of these charges and leading the polls.

It's all just bonkers.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. Its a slow process.

They are collecting evidence. Witness statements and such.

They are NOT rushing this. It would be a shitshow.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He stole from charities and comitted a plethora of other crimes, if the DOJ was doing their job, he should never have been in a position to campaign for president in the first place.

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[–] BigNote@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are a lot of people in this thread who became legal experts by passing the Reddit bar exam, or something of equally imaginary significance.

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[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Trump is gunna die of a heart attack the day before he gets convicted and no one is gunna know how to feel about it.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know I would feel awful about.

Can you imagine the absolute torrent of psychotic conspiracy theories the MAGATS would spew until the end of time?

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[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i think i know how i feel about trumps death.

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah obviously.

But the day before he got convicted? 2 days after that, or hell, years ago, no complicated feelings at all.

I would feel like he somehow died to get out of being convicted lmao

[–] explodicle@local106.com 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Even if he gets convicted, I wouldn't put it past a centrist Democrat to pardon him for unity or some bullshit.

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[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They've been saying shit since he got elected. Like honestly, shit or get off the pot.

[–] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, you can't arrest a sitting president, and Senate was majority Republican and they tow the party line so yeah most Democrats could do was impeach and let the Republicans bail him out

But now he's not president, and has to face the courts as a citizen. The investigators aren't going to rush a case like this, but you also can't risk it going over to the election before getting a conviction. Honestly the timing on all this seems pretty on point

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A sitting president has been arrested

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[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Criminal investigations take time under the best of circumstances. These are not the best of circumstances.

It's not the investigators who are creating the hype, it's the media. And the media does it because the think it sells. 'Effin BBC had live coverage of this dude arriving to his last court hearing, including his plane landing, wtf?! Who watches this shit in a country which has nothing to do with that idiot?

[–] Elivey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Murder investigations can take years to get the person responsible on for trial even when in hindsight the evidence makes it seem obvious who did it.

This isn't a murder obviously but it is multiple messy messy cases with lots of moving delicate parts that as people who have never done a criminal investigation can't even imagine. I wouldn't want to rush into a case and end up bungling it because I didn't take my time.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

real life isn't Suits where charges are brought and a week later you are in a court.

also Suits had less fascism than thebUS has currently

[–] torafugu@artemis.camp 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It will soon get to the point to where he'll spend life in prison, if it isn't already at that point.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As time goes on, the likelihood of that increases.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Y, bc hes old. Like all politicians. Get a grandchild already and kindly fuck off out of politics.

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[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Dead in prison is optimism

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Look, this isn't half-life 3 we're talking about here. It's going to happen, just keep your pants on.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

he' planning to prove his innocence, which means he'll get his followers to cause chaos.

[–] CoolBeance@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's August 14, 2023. He's getting indicted. Interlinked.

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[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

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[–] FormerlyChucks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We have him this time gang!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is one recurring thing I can't get enough of. Please let Dr. Manhattan continue to list indictments.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

But what about capitalism and food production?

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