This is a parody account, right? Right?

God: All knowing and all powerful But wait, satellites, oh no!

Bulletproof logic

National Association of Satan's Atheists, or NASA.

"Satellites block God's ability to watch us"

The omniscient, omnipotent god is defeated by a piece of space trash? What a rip-off.

This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

Isn't God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?

Evel

Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.

I mean this God of theirs is shit, can't even get around satellites, didn't think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.

Also God invented Cancer.

This is either (1) satire, (2) trolling, or (3) someone who has no real grasp of Christianity. Or some combination of the above.

All those prayers from soccer fans for their team to win the World Cup were being intercepted all along 😥

That sounds like the story of those Christians who were afraid of lightning rods because it might interfere with their God's ability to punish people by lightning.

Is this a parody account? It's impossible to tell anymore.

It's a good job they haven't heard of ceilings yet. 😅

Let's detonate the moon since it's the biggest satellite

Ok everyone stop upvoting and downvoting. We’ve reached the perfect score.

I did the research. It is satire. They wished everyone a Merry Eaglemas this week.

This is a funny one.

I kind of hope it's real. Down that path at some point they'll decide the whole Internet and all modern technologies are satanist and leave Internet for good. They can embrace the Amish lifestyle, it's a win for the rest of us.

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

C'mon, the picture is clearly ironic

Don't be so serious about it

Just imagine Jesus up in space bouncing from satellite to satellite getting all pissed off cause he just wants to get to earth and get this second coming shit over with so he can go back to heaven and bang some angels.

I don't know what's real anymore...

So much for all powerful

I want what this guy smoking. Their angels need to go flight school again.

Since when does God live in space? He lives in the cloud since the people who invented christianity where morrons who didn't know any better like Everyone in that time period. So now suddenly they accepted space and that God moved over there over 2000+ years living in the clouds, on a planet that is millions of years old.

Special people.

It isn't a coincidence that's lemmy is keeping the upvote number at the "mark of the beast".

We need to ban prayer to prevent Kessler syndrome!

They say as they post from a mobile device providing internet connection via a satellite.

If prayers were detectable, interceptable, and alterable, there'd be entire branches of science dedicated to them.

Conveniently forgetting the "God exists within all of us" schpiel that they made up as soon as we went to space and found nothing there.

Definitely either parody or very stupid.

God's some real weak mofo if he can be defeated by satellites.

So NASA is using the Jewish space lasers to destroy prayers? Those heathens!