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Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass (www.ign.com)
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Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.

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[–] Shalakushka@kbin.social 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Sometimes people like man butts.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck

[–] Chozo@kbin.social 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.

And for good reason. He's canonically dummy-thicc.

[–] Cralder@feddit.nu 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MUJ9iXxHk0

As a side note, if you ever try a crouching run, you'll realize real soon how it leads to a similar pair of thicc cheeks

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Peak gaming journalism

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.

[–] davysnavy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I love you're pfp. Kenshin's face always makes me happy :)

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Finally some relevant news.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

And somehow without a misleading headline.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They clearly didn't do their homework

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[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit how did I miss this.

It even sounds just like him.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's the actual voice actor. He did it for the memes

[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit memes are powerful

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Memes are the most valuable substance in the universe

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[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 17 points 7 months ago

A travesty.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

If anyone gets their squats in, it's snake. Dude should be caked up.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I'm far more peeved as an MGS fan at everything Konami has done with the IP post Kojima. Fuck Konami.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don’t mean to be rude, but

https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=z9e3SkzesXRnQF3H

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering

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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca -4 points 7 months ago

And that’s all you need to know about Fortnite players.