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[–] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Now, I may just be a man, but the woman's arms on that last one don't look quite right. Is someone else holding the swords for her?

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yet another unrealistic standard set for women’s bodies.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Guys love a woman with arms built like the witch from Left 4 Dead and Reed Richards.

[–] VioletRing@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like that you didn't notice till the last

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well... It's the last panel.

[–] Master@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The last panel is most noticeable... but not the only weird arm panel.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They were chopped off by the swords.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago
[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago

More boob related shit posts plz

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The demanding one would be ok

[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

I have already seized enough forts for one woman.

[–] Bucky@816am.ddns.net 24 points 11 months ago

Have to watch ads before you can put it on is super dystopian.

[–] demonquark@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait. There are sword bras? Why has no one told me that there are sword bras? Guess who going bra shopping tomorrow!!!

[–] cloud_punk@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's when the wire pokes you

[–] lamia@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Thank you, was wondering what the swords were supposed to mean..

[–] ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By swords are they alludinh to the hellish underwire that breaks free and stabs you constantly?

[–] teuast@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago

no, they're just swords

[–] GiantRascal@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The utilities one looks fun though

[–] jorbxn@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dunananana inspector gadget

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Preface: I'm not a chauvinist.

I'd inspect her gadgets!

Addendum: Sorry!

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You even got the right amount of Na-Na's in there. That makes happy...

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago
[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Wow, there's a core memory I forgot I had. I can actually hear it playing in my head.

[–] NeonWoofGenesis@l.henlo.fi 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So bras were the original source of the titans...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was Bask Om wearing a bra that told him to gas colonies?

[–] NeonWoofGenesis@l.henlo.fi 1 points 11 months ago

Haha not Gundam :) Referring to Attack On Titan with the turning inside out bra's

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago

Even bras are too demanding now. Damn.

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The manzier doesn’t have these problems.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

A few of women are from the longarm tribe

[–] AntiApple4life@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

was that the bite of 87?

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have the issue with pants though

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I hate it when my pants keep turning me inside out!