Arch user should be an aeropress: people can't seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is
I use areopress btw
It's aeropress, did you even read the wiki???
Just pretend it's a V60.
I brew with a V60, btw.
Ok, what OS do I need?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
This response is a hate crime
Red Hat enterprise Linux?
Definitely Rocky Linux
Ew it’s Netware
MacOS is Starbucks.
expensive coffee that tastes terrible!
Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.
i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.
chromebook user
Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.
No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.
RedHat: Any of these, but you're paying a barista to make it.
I feel under represented
That's because you're clearly a BSD user
Hannah Montana Linux: Red Bull
All I’m getting from this is that arch is easier than I expected and will give me a much better end result than the distros I’m used to.
As an Arch user who only makes pour-over coffee, I feel deeply attacked
all of these are valid options for making coffe.
but what distro is this?
I'm really sad there isn't a French press on here. That's what I use and I was hoping to discover what my coffee distro is :-(
Couldn't be more wrong for me, lol
Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it's one of the most common preparation methods and it's easy to dunk on.
Instant Coffee is Windows
GNU Guix, and NixOS, respectively
Fedora user made this...
Y'all acting like 10 years is a long time... I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a "durable" good.
So... which version of Debian are you running at the moment?
Which distro uses a French press?
Voidlinux
Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you're different and special and that's what matters.
Debian user here. This is scary accurate.
I use Ubuntu and that is literally the coffee machine I use... Except I don't use the actual cups, I'm basically only using it as a source of hot water, and instead I use different cups that are reusable, and just are there to hold the coffee grounds. And similarly, I got flathub on Ubuntu, installed shit to get appimages working, and accidentally uninstalled gnome at one point, which took me an hour to fix mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn't input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome.
Slackware: Start by planting your own coffee plants...
French press? ? ? ❓
If you've used an espresso machine you will know that every single small change, even new fresh beans, fucks up the setup and you have to dial everything again, so I think it fits better with another one. I use arch btw.
Fedora should be French press but yeah lol
What distro would a moka pot be?
It's a little weird and very European, so OpenSUSE.
I feel like arch is the espresso machine and Gentoo is a pile of espresso machine parts.
Turkish coffee pot: works with literally any source of heat if you know what you're doing.
NetBSD.
I use Arch btw
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