this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 78 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I think you're confusing us with Redditors. We're chad af over here. We're all programmer sock-wearing Linux users who love Star Trek and 15 year old memes. What makes you think we're not getting any? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰

[โ€“] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fucking right! Lemmy fucks

[โ€“] Aal456@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago

This guy fucks

[โ€“] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yup, being a nerd is only a negative when you're young.

[โ€“] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

True. I'm 27 now and if people ask what I like or hobbies I have I tell them games, books movies/shows and I especially love fantasy or RPGs. When I was a teenager I never would have answered with that as I was insecure for being an introvert and having "geeky" interests.

[โ€“] clayh@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

your hobbies are โ€œgames, books, movies/tvโ€?

i donโ€™t think you understand what a hobby is.

[โ€“] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One of my closest friends drew it for me โค๏ธ

This one was commissioned by my girlfriend as a birthday present and hangs up in the living room โค๏ธ done in the old school 80s style โค๏ธ

Sadly I don't have the full picture at hand for this one, but I used to write a lot, and this one was drawn for me by one of my fans ๐Ÿฅฐ

But yeah, despite popular belief, there are those of us out there with partners and kids, decent jobs and housing! ๐Ÿ‘€

[โ€“] CoderKat@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I also really hate the meme of nerds not having sex or relationships. I'm a software dev that works with the nerdiest people I've ever met. The vast majority of my coworkers are married or in long term relationships. I'm active in the kink community and have a number of coworkers I see there too. My experience is that nerds are very common in the kink community. I mostly date and fuck fellow nerds and as far as I can tell, they're mostly doing alright, too.

The stereotype from the meme is just self deprecation bordering on toxicity and incel-ness. The only place where "nerd" is still an insult or bad thing is in Disney channel movies, which are eternally stuck in 90s stereotypes, where people nerds are supposed to remove their glasses and let their hair down if they want to be found hot (ps: that is a terrible trope, because glasses are extremely hot).

[โ€“] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Because this place is entirely populated by Runaway Redditorsโ€ฆ

[โ€“] dipshit@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sad so many men get castrated in november

[โ€“] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For the greater good ๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just me, myself, and I July

[โ€“] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Available as always August

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 6 points 8 months ago

No ovulation October

[โ€“] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] fartripper@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All Alone April Masturbation Melancholy May

[โ€“] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Just jerk June

[โ€“] thorbot@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Incel memes. All lemmings get laid on the reg

[โ€“] clayh@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

spoken like a true incel ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] thorbot@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Uhh. Itโ€™s a joke homie. But I have noticed Lemmy users tend to skew older and in IT jobs, with many of us having significant others, unlike Reddit that seemed to be mostly single 19 year olds

[โ€“] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

Idk homie I found a horny transmasc dude to fuck me til I go into a twilight state of pleasure, maybe look into that.

[โ€“] XEAL@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Let's start Suicide Saturday

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Welp lads time to get started on this new tiktok skibob ba ski ski skia bob ree ski extraganaza challengmobile

[โ€“] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 4 points 7 months ago

*Suicide September

[โ€“] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

The fact that it's Yamcha

Not even memes can give this guy a break XD

[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

One of those are different from the others

[โ€“] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't do my boy yamcha like that

[โ€“] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Idk, he did get cucked by possibly the most toxic man in the known universe

[โ€“] thekerker@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Finally, some love for my boy Yamcha.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

wait a minute, steak & BJ day is in March.

[โ€“] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

Iโ€™m a champion for a decade now

[โ€“] Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it's

March Madness

April Showers

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Its the first one that I find difficult

[โ€“] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

Less graves April.