this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don't we still have a few years before lemmy somehow enshittifies?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 hours ago

It'd be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don't want to be too optimistic lol

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Lmao well I found this place cause they won’t let me on Reddit anymore. They didn’t appreciate my colourful thoughts on Musk.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm on Mbin

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How's mbin been so far, compared to lemmy

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I love it! Been using Interstellar on mobile.

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

How's it compare to lemmy thou please? Same principal but better executed? Better content? More content?

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Your not gonna like the fact that Nobody likes a grammar Nazi

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still using the Internet in any capacity...

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still using written word...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

If you still are

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 64 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still on Earth...

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

If you’re still on my mom…

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

It's been more than four hours, I need to see a doctor.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Muscle Man, is that you?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 26 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

have you ever seen Lemmy

ON WEEEEEEED

[–] EndRedStateSubsidies@leminal.space 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, I've been high basically every fucking day for the last 5 years for sure but we're getting on a decade here.

There isn't much shit I haven't tried on weed because raw dawgging this timeline is a guaranteed shotgun slurpee.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Bro I'm one week into a tbreak and it's painful

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

There's some weird shit going on, man. Beans flying everywhere, dudes who don't want to shit for 3 days. Who's that sending pictures of dead girls to everyone? I don't know! Mod team, go! Mod team, go!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No shit for 3 days? That's amateur numbers! There was that guy on Reddit that didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unclogged at the hospital!

[–] LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Cats and dogs, living together!

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to be part of a problem. I want to be the whole problem

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 points 4 hours ago

Apparently if you want to do that you have to buy Twitter

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sweet, are Advice Animals back?

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

What if I'm on drugs?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

I'm doing my part!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

inb4 a bunch of ~~junkies~~ redditors justify their ~~addiction~~ continuing usage because [reason]

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

What else am I going to do with my time, read a book? I can't even read an article!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 6 hours ago

Muh niche topics