Gustephan

I get around this by setting my passwords to something easy to type like *******

Completely unrelated, does anybody know why my bank balance always goes back to 0 immediately after my paystubs are deposited?

I'm trying to remember the brainrot memes from my childhood but I can't because I am le tired

The packets: "I want to get off Mr Bones' wild ride"

China is full of shit about it being unintentional, they've been playing grey zone games for quite a few years now and the nations around them have caught on. I'd argue missile deployment is exactly proportional to an unplanned breach of airspace by a military asset. It's historically a pretty good idea to build up your defense when a neighbor is brandishing their military on your borders

Checks out. I used to work at Jimmy johns as a delivery driver, and almost every Friday without fail I'd get an order from a Michelin restaurant at like 430pm before they opened. Loved that delivery

I'm afraid to watch this show again because I remember it being an awesome trippy mess, but I don't want tonrealize it's all nostalgia and the show actually sucks so I can't rewatch it

My past experience with various members of the army suggests that they don't need any help from amphetamines to beat off all night and day. Especially in the desert

Your dog is adorable :)

You got it backwards, he lifts to improve jerking vigour.

I too grew up in a southern military family. Interests other than football or otherwise hurting other people? That's a paddlin