SARGE

My parents outsource their Lawncare to me, and I have been taking the huge patch of clover near a corn field and transplanting it around their yard. Just cutting a shovel ful of dirt out and swapping them, and watering the area.

No idea if it'll work the way I want it to, but I guess I'll see if it spreads this summer.

I'd love to go to my in-laws and use a big seed spreader to throw clover and other native plants around, but that would just lead to them killing it all and hiring a lawn company to replant Kentucky bluegrass or something lame like that.

I keep telling people to let clover grow, and half the stuff that's supposedly bad for their lawn is actually good for a healthy patch of dirt but someone invented a problem so they could sell the solution.

I've actually had landscaping people knock on my door and explain that half my lawn is weeds and they can take care of it for me on a 6 month contract or whatever bs...

Like Bruh my lawn is carefully cultivated to grow all natural native plants, specifically with the intent of boosting local insect and pollinator activity, there's a reason this half-are is the only place you see butterflies.

I'm not about to let some punk in headphones and a "Lastname Lawncare" t-shirt flatten all of this to 1/2in of plain green uniform grass. That's boring as shit. And bad for the environment. And boring. as. shit.

Didn’t we have security leaks during his first term too?

Dude straight up stole classified documents, "LOST" (sold) a bunch while foreign nationals were occupying nearby rooms, then lied about it, then tried to hide it, then lied about trying to hide it. Then tried to hand wave it all by saying he ~~prayed~~ ~~declared~~ thought about them being declassified and therefore perfectly legal to do the things he didn't do.

To name a single instance.

My mother in law fully believes that liberals have taken over Texas and that they're over-reporting things like this in order to trick people into believing banning abortion is what caused it.

A large portion of the world believes in various deities who "love us" so much they will condemn us to literal eternal torture if we don't believe hard enough and do what their books say.

This isn't that far-fetched.

So give up, just don't do anything!

I know those weren't your literal words, but that's the sentiment.

It's the only thing you can do at this point if you gave them your DNA, and it harms nobody to try.

Listing all the reasons not to bother just seems a bit pointless to me. Especially since they had no real reason to honor the request before.

we’re very far from that.

As usual, the only thing keeping humanity back is.... Humanity.

Petty differences and ancient squabbles that turn deadly over the years has turned humanity into crabs scuttling around a bucket.

We have the capability to feed, house, and clothe everyone on the planet. We have the capability of electrifying every industry on earth.

The only things keeping us from doing so are "it's expensive" or "the logistics are too complex"

All of which sounds to me like children whining "it's too haaaaaard" when told to clean their room.

By no means am I saying you are wrong, we are very far from all that. It's just our own fault.

Slightly harder to get in and out undetected, but the targets sure are a lot bigger.

I want to believe

A few years ago I purged my face book profile with a script that edited every post with lorem ipsum, and then deleted the content.

It was embarrassing seeing posts from 10-15 years ago. Jesus christ I was an idiot. I still am, but I was then too. (thanks mitch)

In 2022 I did the same to my reddit account.

Same reaction.

Although it was interesting to see my comments go backwards from "burn the system to the ground" to "we need to make a compromise and reach across the aisle" and then from "all religions should be allowed to die" to "Yay Jesus"

Like I said, I was a big dum

Oh god I would hate to see my YouTube comment history from my first account...

Reposts get old and seeing the same joke with 8 meme formats that are all basically the same "drake meme/pooh meme/geordi meme" style gets old even quicker unless you can put some kind of spin on it to make it fresh.

My biggest gripe with the fediverse is seeing the exact same post in 15 different communities over the course of 2-3 days. But if that's the price of the fediverse, I'm fine paying it. Sometimes the discussions in the comments get WAY different.

And of course since it's still fairly small compared to other sites, and there are always more people coming in, the amount of people who have seen that thing posted for the first time is still pretty high.

I have to keep reminding myself that not everyone has as many pockets of downtime as I do, so while I'm on for about 5-20 minutes at a time, I get on many times over the day so I see most posts during my waking hours. So just because I've seen this "I sleep/ real shit" meme 8 times this week, hundreds of people are seeing it for the first time. And even if I've seen "this country leader did a CRAZY THING! How messed up is that!" every single day, some people didn't get on yesterday to see it and probably don't feel like commenting on posts a day old is accepted (I say comment on old posts all day of you want, I've had tons of forum discussions in posts that are years old)

I ramble a lot, sorry. But my point is "reposts and rehashed discussions get annoying but they're a price of the fediverse and new members and more people could comment on old posts instead of making new ones"

The original comment was removed but I'm guessing the poster was trying to say the US is some scheming puppeteer of foreign countries to make this happen?

LMAO I could have believed that around 2005.

You could have even swung that convincingly in 2010.

This administration wouldn't know what a puppet IS without the hand shoved up their asses drawing some pictures for them. They are the puppets. Half of them have an education in name only, their diplomas and degrees were paid for by status or money. Their positions secured through ass kissing and the ability to say "yes master whatever you wish"

You are spot on with your assessment of the military industrial complex. In my youth I enlisted, and it's an entirely different beast from the inside. Simultaneously more and less coordinated than you thought, just in different areas. Day-to-day sure things might get fucked up, a clerical error makes comical goofs and endless maintenance delays... But once "war were declared" then I have never seen anything that moves in coordination more smoothly except literal machines.

Even with a group of idiots at the wheel, they aren't the ones with boots on the ground. They aren't the ones coordinating the logistics. If they decided to go to war, I would HOPE enough of the military would refuse to cooperate that any efforts fail before they get off the ground. I would have absolutely gone AWOL if the administration declared war on an EU nation. Not only do I have friends there, I know enough about them to know if we're fighting, they aren't the ones who started it.

I can only hope that the people in the military now would just decline any orders to invade a foreign country based on trade bullshit from an orange blob.

All that said, if they DID decide to start shit, I fully believe the EU is capable of defending its home from invasion, if not just blitzkrieg-era bombardment.

You could stop the armies, but not the navies.

Yes, but since the offending country 1: has nuclear weapons and B- keeps saying "whoopsie didn't mean to pinky promise" everyone just throws up their hands and says "well they claim it was an accident so just bump the sanctions 2% and call it a day" rather than the literal acts of war that they would be in any other context.

It's like watching what's happened in the US happen on a global scale.

We all know things are being smashed on purpose with the intention of making life difficult for other people, yet nobody is doing a goddamn thing to stop it.

And just like in the US, I'm sure there are plenty who would absolutely love to row out and try to stop it themselves but a large ship is just gonna steamroll a small one. I would love to row out and start some shit with the ships cutting cables. But by myself, I'm getting crushed without a second thought, and tons of people will watch on and go "well what did they expect all by themselves they should have gone out in force as a group if they wanted to really put a stop to it. Now I gotta go post a Facebook update saying I stand in solidarity with the cable"

I'll let the readers sort out this metaphor.