SARGE

It's a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!

A judge would sign a search warrant because a cop pinky swears the target is a black ms13 Muslim antifa commiesocialmarxist.

i never said they did any thing wrong,

I wasn't trying to imply you did. I was agreeing with you.

In those days, in those distant days, in those nights, in those remote nights, in those years, in those distant years; in days of yore...

They really wanted to drive home just how old the tale is...

And if you pay for Premium you get all features and zero ads

Oh hey, me too, except I would never pay for premium. I just don't use the official front-end.

But it's better.

See? It's got the pointy bit at the end.

Who needs superior naval power when you can just turn any naval battle into a land battle? Well... Infantry battle, anyway.

Interpretatio ~~Graeca~~ Romana

So good at stealing things, they even stole the idea that stolen things weren't stolen!

"See? You stole it from those guys!"

"Steal? We would never! It's simply been incorporated into our society."

"See? Totally different."

Why invent when you can get a jump start on iterative design?

It's a bit harder without CAD, but they made it work.

Now I want a trireme with a Corvus painted to look like a crow.

And I will definitely be referring to it as my ship's Corvid. Any time a newcomer tries to correct me, I'll just point to it and ask "You sure about that?"

Push workdays later into the day so a 9-5 becomes an 11-5.

FTFY

work can get fucked if they think I'm giving up my evenings. We should be pushing for shorter workdays, too. Not just push them back.