SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I've checked for the Azure Gate Bridge and whether green lights mean go, and so far I don't think we Slid anywhere but keep your eyes peeled.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who has moved several free pianos and now tells people I will drive it but loading and unloading is on them....

They all sound like complete shit.

The piano is free, making it sound good isn't.

But then, most people just have a piano for decoration.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

As someone who never planned on playing Balatro, and was kind of getting tired of seeing it on my feed the way I got tired of helldivers 2 stuff right after release.

I would happily toss a tenner to the dev for a lawyer over this.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

.... Dodging?

Is that some kind of move weaklings make when they can't take a hit?

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago

but provides no evidence of wrongdoing

So surely it will be rejected and nobody being sued will even need to show up since nobody even has any evidence?

Surely....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don’t care how they got it.

Unethically, probably illegally.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago

Well that took a sharp turn...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago

Clearly they never spoke to Bobby Tables.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 5 days ago

Part 1 is the first act

Oh my god I just now got what my sister meant by "the act break is super long" and why my mother replied "lol" in the family group chat.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago

Same.

I listened to the original Broadway cast so many times I was concerned I wouldn't like a "cover" of it. After my sister said she liked it, and listening to a song and not finding it objectionable, I had even considered watching it.

This is the first I've heard of it being a two parter, so they hid it well. I'm surprised my sister didn't say anything

Not a chance in hell I'm watching it until part two comes out in physical media so I can watch them both in one go. I hate breaking up the flow, even for a few hours while I wait for the next screening...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

if the characters behave too unnatural

My wife doesn't get this.

I can't stand watching some movies because every part of the movie is just one character doing something unnatural or outright insane that nobody would ever do, and the people around them react in similarly unnatural and insane ways.

And certain old movies (especially holiday oriented ones) that lean heavily into the "everyone here is a bumbling idiot" trope crank this up to 11.

If you enjoy said things, awesome. Good for you. Keep watching them, it literally does not affect me. I'm genuinely glad you have entertainment. I just won't watch it with you.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Five) is a good one. Like "oh shit.... I fucked this one up too much, I guess I'll see how it turns out but I'm gonna start over with a new batch"

I'd love to see someone more creative with writing than me do some writing prompts with that premise. Maybe have someone from this universe ascend or something and actually confronts god as they're spending time with their new ~~family~~ creation.

六> is also a good one, it reminds me of the idea that every single person is God. And when all of humanity has finally lived and died, god will become a single consciousness and join the rest of their kind. It kind of pairs poetically with Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot.

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