this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mhague@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm joining you at the Horror House tonight. I'm free tonight, so I'm joining you at the Horror House.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 62 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

New fear for couches unlocked.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

I don't know what that means but it seems fitting.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, that's my fetish. Thanks.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 17 hours ago

Whenever they print out "I did that" Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

[–] jenni007@lemm.ee 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Backpfeifengesicht.

Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure "Back fife and shit" was probably wrong.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with "shit" is German for "face" :D

Backpfeife would literally translate to "cheek whistle", because that's our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like that even better, "Cheek whistle face." Is there a way to make it more cheeks (butt) whistle face?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I'm not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Backe is actually just the butt cheek, Wange is the correct term for the face cheek.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

No need to ask any other Germans, I think that works if you say it out loud, lol.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

2 posts in and I'm done for the day

Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

if your name is re: deus ex.. I wanna buy you one weed

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

My lungs are augmented

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

👁️🫦👁️

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

My eyes!!!!!! 👁️👁️

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip

[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 3 points 17 hours ago

I sent you my Javelins plz respond

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

He’s turning into a cushion.

[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Not even close.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Yeah okay Alysha.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 19 hours ago

We go, Vey.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Not the extra long wings 😂