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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 151 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Goddamn DEI administration

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But seriously, they could fire all the straight white guys and things would actually run better.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not anymore. They fired every non white straight people. Government probably can't even flush the toilet on their own anymore.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

I think that was kind of the joke

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

DUI administration

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I said I was going to be using this a lot...

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] freako@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This. Gotta change the spelling for Kek

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For Germans it works both ways "Kacke" is a less offensive word for "shit" (or "Scheiße" in German).

[–] barcaxavi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

In Hungary it's actually "kaki" that would be the closest translation of poop. So, spot on.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Kleptocracy.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

And here I thought Jack White coined the term.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So he admits he has a skill issue?

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Trump has no idea what signal is. He basically has no real concept of what this scandal is about.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Double pronouns. Sorry.

Trump just said hegseth has a skill issue lol.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you guys could have had Tim "Feed the kids" Walz instead of Mike "What's OpSec" Waltz

We obviously didn't deserve the good one.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago

Good thing we are abandoning that woke DEI bullshit and hire based on merit again! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷💪💪🦾

[–] youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

His best isn’t good enough

[–] frezik@midwest.social 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Mike colors outside the lines, but doesn't eat the crayon. He does his best."

[–] sjoeqie@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He would definitely eat the crayon if orange mussolini told him to

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Probably just a nibble tho

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago

If that's his best then his resignation is as urgent as ever

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Whew, yep, its a tough job, but Petey's got a good head on 'im and rolls with the punches, somebody get that man a drink!

Err. Uh. I mean... Do we have O'Douls?

EDIT: Also, dear God, the sub headline:

Trump asked if hackers can break into Signal...

You might as well ask a dog what its favorite shade of red is.

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Has anyone mentioned Hunters laptop yet?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I tell especially dumb children that are actively making mistakes that cost me time and money that they're doing their best and that's all that matters. It's a lie and I'm pretty sure they know it but somehow that's both a useful and reasonable reaction to have for the national security advisor.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Children, or people still learning for that matter, deserve to told “hey, you did your best and you’ve made some progress”. Allegedly competent adults that fuck up adding people to a group chat about something as important as this deserve to be beaten around the head with anything available. Not told “great job buddy. Have a lollipop for your hard work”.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

We embrace the idea of human foibles and errors while we're learning to do our work, when consequences are minor or contained. This is WHY we don't make highly advanced positions in companies open to just anyone.

When you get to the point that you're making decisions about how you're going to spend millions of taxpayer dollars to end the lives of a group of people who are impacting the world, I would dearly hope that you have "completed" your training in life and are not making mistakes anymore, I would dearly hope that the people making these decisions have so much practice and experience in these operations that they wouldn't need a feel-better cookie for making a huge boo-boo.

And yet here we are.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 1 week ago

Wow, that's a whole 'nother level of incompetent leadership.

[–] bingBingBongBong@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Es hat sich stets sehr bemüht"

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago
[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Guys, they’re not going to be batting 1000…. On anything. They’re going to be breaking A. LOT. of eggs, whilst not even trying to bat anywhere near 1000. That will be them doing their “best.”

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s funny that this is posted in shitposts and it’s super appropriate

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Well it's not a meme (and I'd be told that immediately) so wasn't sure where to go with it. Fortunately the rules of shitpost are that anything goes.

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] iz_ok@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well damn. Is that what high level decision making looks like?

[–] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

It does now

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

If that's his best he needs a new career and a new brain

Anyone member, "you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie"?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Have I ever told you that you're doing a good job?

No?

Ever wonder why?

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

🤦‍♂️

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

tHe bEsT PeOpLe

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