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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

# 2 (lol), but only if I can provide my own type of pencil. Runner up gg1k.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 101 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Two. My experience with mechanical pencils is that they're often unreliable and a waste of time. I hate having to reload my pencil, I hate when it breaks if you accidentally make the tip longer than it should be, I hate when you accidentally put one more in the pencil and it gets clogged, I hate having to carry refills all the time, I hate buying an expensive pencil and worrying about losing it (as opposed to just buying a dozen regular pencils for backup)...

Just hand over the regular pencil and a decent sharpener.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

Bonus points for #2 being #2

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you feel they are unreliable, it may just be that you aren’t using good ones. I use 3 on a regular basis (for Japanese) and never have issues with feeding or lead breaking; I also only have to refill it every few weeks.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had the same mechanical pencil for ten years. It's comfortable, reliable, easy to reload, but if I had to choose one for the rest of my life, I'd still go with the traditional wood/graphite pencil. It's cheap, it's everywhere, it's durable, and not a great loss if you lose it.

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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

On the topic of sharpeners, those battery powered pressure sharpeners are satisfying as fuck. They're shit and invariably snap the nib, but they're the sharpening equivalent of shoving a Q-tip in your ear and having a good rake about.

Or if you're all about the procrastination, spending a few minutes every lesson at the classroom sharpener like this one brings back the nostalgia:

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Why do I feel like I'm participating in market research

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Got em guys. I took down Mr. Bic

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when I had to write a physics exam in university and it required a pencil for the Scantron cards. I basically never carried pencils so when my pencil tip broke I had to grab my utility knife out of my backpack and sharpen it to continue writing my exam.

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[–] hilliard@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

This image perfectly stretches in the thread display. Incredibly satisfying.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago
[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 33 points 1 week ago (18 children)
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm surprised nobody else has rotring... my favorite by a considerable amount. Second place goes to the Uni Kuro Toga. Both fantastic pencils, but the weight and feel of the rotring 600 just leaves everything else in the dust

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

#8 all the way.

If I had to do sketch design drafting in college with a pen or wooden pencil and not a 0.5 mechanical, I would have probably become a school shooter.

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[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Blocky and stacky BOIS gang united

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

5 may not be pretty, but it's had my back in some hard times.

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago

Screw #8. Everyone here including OP missed out on the actual best Zebra mechanical pencil. The Zebra DelGuard.

It has this crazy mechanism that resists lead breakage by dropping a shield down if you press too hard.

https://www.zebrapen.com/products/delguard-mechanical-pencil?variant=40738814951630

They even made limited edition Hello Kitty ones years ago I imported. Best 0.3mm mechanical pencil I've ever used.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone do this, but with vibrators.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"you can only write with ONE type of vibrator, ignoring diameter"

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[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

#2

We’ve taken way too many things that don’t need to be plastic and made them plastic

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[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Am I a psychopath for preferring to use a pen, even if it means I have to cross things out every now and then?

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
  1. A good engineering pencil can be used for anything.
[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago
[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Number 2 is the only one that can write effectively on wood. I may not build a lot, but when I have tried to use a mechanical pencil for marking wood, it was a total fail.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Ticonderoga is the Cadillac of pencils.
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[–] mick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. You’re getting some decent conversation out of this so those 30 minutes were definitely put to good use. And that’s a nice photo.

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[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

METAL KURU TOGA MY GOAT 👑 👑 👑 🐐 🐐 🐐 🔥🔥🔥

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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My choice would've been 3 or 1 just by how they feel in my hand, but I got a new .3 Kuru Toga and god it's too smooth for me not to choose 4

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[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I've never touched a mechanical pencil that didn't suck. 7 is awful, I don't understand what people like about it. The only choice on this is 2.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you choose #2 you'll eventually not be able to write anything ever again because you can't just add more lead.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's the only type of pencil you can use, not the only pencil.

As in: you can get as many of your preferred pencil as you need, but you cannot use any of the others.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I already own that exact same Kuru Toga, so this one's a no-brainer.

Anyone who deliberately picks the Sharpwriter or the Bic needs keeping an eye on; we need to keep those kinds of people on a list.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago
[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

3 Kuru Toga

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I'm a pen/pencil freak who's spent an amazing amount of money on them, and I'd choose 2.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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