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Very painfully
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
I guess I'm not growing old
I'm not sure I want to know...
Whelp...
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
I dont't know lulz
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
It's fairly self explanatory
Does it have any resemblance to Ice9?
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Painfully, I'd assume
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
With a bang
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
So many ways...
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Uhhhh.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
On an intelligent journey.
Suicide I guess.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Adorably.
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