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Here's the story if your day has been too full of good news and you need a palate cleanser.

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[–] A_A@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

(...) came out of the blue and collided with the Stena Immaculate at 16 knots.

so, probably related to fog ... ... and the worst has been avoided :

(...) 36 people had been rescued, with one person taken to hospital.
(...) some jet fuel had leaked into the sea
(...) The cargo ship had been carrying 15 containers of the chemical sodium cyanide when it collided with the tanker.
(...) Sodium cyanide has a variety of commercial uses, from being used to plate metals to dye production. It is highly soluble in water (...)

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"However, one of the 14 crew members on the Portuguese-flagged Solong cargo ship is missing, the vessel's owner Ernst Russ says."

The Solong.

The universe is trolling us.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So long, and thanks for all the cyanide?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

So sad that it should come to this

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 64 points 6 hours ago

"Global warming isn't killing the fish fast enough, dump the cyanide!"

[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I fixed the main link.

[–] meliodas_101@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be real it. It's probably in the water.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Not for a few weeks, then it will have been there the whole time so nobody needs to do anything about it.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 hours ago

Jet fuel cannot melt water

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 18 points 5 hours ago

People cry wolf so often nowadays that calling sodium cyanide a "highly toxic chemical" feels like a lie minimizing the damage.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 5 hours ago

NaCN + Jet fuel

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh jeez. Did the front fall off?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Well in this case the front fell off by all means, I’d just like to make the point that that is not normal

[–] simple@lemm.ee 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You just know some spiderman supervillain is coming out of that

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 5 hours ago

Is this how we get Sea Man?