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They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.

They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures

Don't believe what the media tells you, they're actually heroes!

I'd choose the uptown bear

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

The entire time he was thinking

"This could've been an email"

I'm addicted to crack, but it's fine since it's organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Of course it's bad taste, you're supposed to inject it not eat it!

A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?

If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly

Wym 9/11 is still 2 months away

Notepad running through wine

It's the journey, not the destination, that matters

Karaoscopy