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Bazinga (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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Can we kiss now?

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[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 89 points 8 months ago

Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed

[-] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

[-] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.

[-] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 2 points 8 months ago

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

not if you are a woman

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Well, you are eating endosperm.

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

[-] aio2@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

god damn

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 8 months ago

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

What if that was your intention all along...

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.