Real talk. I cried reading this. They're such simply things and it's the first thing they want to take.
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How is this a shitpost
Shit, I don't have any of those.
I don't see 'books telling tales of my conquests bound in the skin of my vanquished enemies' on that list.
I'd not only day ability to travel but ability to follow any passion. Setting the world, making art, opening a store, whatever makes you do b something you just love doing just for the activity itself.
I've got: 4,6,8,9
A lot of people would argue that some of these are basics needs not wants.
Yeah, I've got one maybe two of that list. FML
I’m rocking five of them at least so, I hope you get here.
Wait, this isn't a shitpost
It's something most of us cannot afford to achieve, probably.
Hey, you're right! Why aren't the mods executing OP!?
One that a lot of us take for granted is being able to breathe easily.
or control when and where we go to the bathroom.
Bro this isn't funny. Give me back my luxuries right now
“Calm and boring days” is definitely underrated. When you’re an adult with daily responsibilities, it’s almost impossible to have an extended period, let alone an entire day, where there is nothing that comes up that needs to be done.
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Unfortunately, you do need money for like 2/3rds of those
Money isn't everything but with no money at all, there isn't much left
And people for the other 1/3.
And how do you buy people if not with money
where are you buying your people?
Let's just say it isn't as easy as it used to be
Just go to Dubai, they'll get you all sorted out.
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Money and bitches
Since the beginning of time every honest male would give this answer
All I see is "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you".
And hear
The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.
For me "slow mornings" means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.
The payback is knowing that one day their kids will do the same to them, right ;)
I bet having kids is an amazing experience but my partner and I are not having kids and we’re getting older, so “slow mornings” means we wake up, go back to sleep, get up at noon, have some kratom, shit, order breakfast sammiches, and lay in bed watching random stuff until dinner.
Basically most weekends.
The Zhuangzi has a chapter called "Mastering Life."
Then again, I've been reading the whole book back to front dozens of times. It completely changed me, but for it all to sink it, it took a while.
Just downloaded to Kindle. Thanks for reminding me.
Time to ditch capitalism in its current form.
So does it mean that there is some hypothetical capitalism that is good and fair? Hahah
There are indeed several modified concepts of capitalism, which improve upon the shortcomings of our current system. For example, humanistic capitalism.
If we can't ditch capitalism at all (yet), maybe we can at least improve upon the current system
What I just read is so absurd that I don't even know what else to say.
Do you really believe in "humanized capitalism"?
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