Early stages? But I want it now!

Isn't Cavill still busy acting and producing for the live-action Warhammer 40k series that's supposed to come out soon?

CBOR for life, down with JSON.

I'm looking at you, Olórin, Mithrandir, Incánus, Tharkûn, Greyhame, Stormcrow, Láthspell, and/or Gandalf.

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but "cancel" is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.

This isn't funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.

Phase 1: Fuck around

Phase 2: Find out

Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead.

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

Simple solution: Don't connect it to the Internet. Hackers hate this one weird trick.

My head canon is that Tony Stark has a superpower: everything he builds works the first time.

If it's really complicated, like an entirely new Iron Man suit, then it might malfunction once in an amusing way. Then he tightens a screw and it's perfect. It never fails outright or bricks itself.

In my experience, this is not how hardware or software development goes. I want this power so much.

Is this one banana per employee? Or one banana and they have to fight over it?