I'd not only day ability to travel but ability to follow any passion. Setting the world, making art, opening a store, whatever makes you do b something you just love doing just for the activity itself.
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I've got: 4,6,8,9
Yeah, I've got one maybe two of that list. FML
I don't see 'books telling tales of my conquests bound in the skin of my vanquished enemies' on that list.
One that a lot of us take for granted is being able to breathe easily.
or control when and where we go to the bathroom.
Bro this isn't funny. Give me back my luxuries right now
Wait, this isn't a shitpost
It's something most of us cannot afford to achieve, probably.
Hey, you're right! Why aren't the mods executing OP!?
“Calm and boring days” is definitely underrated. When you’re an adult with daily responsibilities, it’s almost impossible to have an extended period, let alone an entire day, where there is nothing that comes up that needs to be done.
Amen to that Brother Reverend! I love when there is nothing to do. It is so liberating. But after a day or two I start to feel guilty I'm not being a productive member of society.
Money and bitches
Since the beginning of time every honest male would give this answer
Unfortunately, you do need money for like 2/3rds of those
Money isn't everything but with no money at all, there isn't much left
And people for the other 1/3.
And how do you buy people if not with money
where are you buying your people?
Let's just say it isn't as easy as it used to be
Just go to Dubai, they'll get you all sorted out.
All I see is "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you".
And hear
The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.
For me "slow mornings" means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.
The payback is knowing that one day their kids will do the same to them, right ;)
I bet having kids is an amazing experience but my partner and I are not having kids and we’re getting older, so “slow mornings” means we wake up, go back to sleep, get up at noon, have some kratom, shit, order breakfast sammiches, and lay in bed watching random stuff until dinner.
Basically most weekends.
The Zhuangzi has a chapter called "Mastering Life."
Then again, I've been reading the whole book back to front dozens of times. It completely changed me, but for it all to sink it, it took a while.
Just downloaded to Kindle. Thanks for reminding me.
Time to ditch capitalism in its current form.
Well, I make home-cooked meals, at least.
Amen to that
2/12 ain't that bad I guess.
That's absolutely perfect