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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Más lecheses

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's milk from six different mammals. Like, cow goat, sheep, bull, human and platypus

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is 100% more leches than necessary.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I mean you have vapor milk, condensed milk and milk cream

You could repeat the ingredients but, it would still be a 3 leches dessert

Unless... WAIT A MINUTE

You could technically add coconut milk, condensed coconut milk, which is also a thing that is totally real and exists, AND dulce de leche which for the layman sounds redundant, BUT the makeup is completely different to the other milk ingredients

It's either that or some almond milk heresy, but in that case we would be talking about a real seis leches

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least its not seis huevos

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Uno de los seis leches son leche de hombre 😏

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 15 hours ago

😳🏳️‍🌈?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

dame 10 minutos, lo voy a dar mi leche extra

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Por ley debe ser en múltiplos de 3.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

[–] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Mira chamo, para bolas pa' que no te pierdas: tu te vas así recto por'ay y le das, ponte, 5 cuadras o un vaina así y luego agarras la esquina mano derecha; de allí le das full recto otra vez, no hay pielde. Si te encuentras una mata de mango así bien grande, te pasate, toca volverte. Cuidao con los motorizados, que andan buscando a quien tiene aifon pa decile "Guardame esta vaina allí" y meterle una navaja entre las costillas.

[–] snf@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

aifon

Uff que ortografía doctor

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Gracias, hace falta mucha fortaleza para escribir IPhone asi y no querer arrancarse los ojos y morderse los pulgares.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I umm... I don't think I wanna go to the library anymore

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Te falta calle mi pana. (You need more street knowledge, my friend)

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

We are gonna be so popular when we get this pool finished.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

En alguna parte de la biblia creo que lo dice. Si no, pues es un poco igual a porqué cuando le bajas el volumen a algo tienes que dejarlo en un valor que sea múltiplo de 5.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

And thou shalt count to three. Three is the number thou shalt count to. Four, thou shalt not count to, neither two shalt thou count to. Five is right out.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

LA gente solo tiene dos tetas. Dos leaches. Oh...hmmm OK 3 leches.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

¿Para cuando un 9 leches? ¿O serían 12 leches el siguiente?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

En esta pinche economía??

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Mira, pa' la lecha capaz si de, pero no se si pa' los huevos.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

¿Podrías nombrar 12 tipos de leche?

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Mira, sólo te puedo nombrar la deslactosada, la descremada, la completa y la condensada. Capaz las otras 7 se completen comprando otras marcas.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago