this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
375 points (99.5% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
28072 readers
3665 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
¿por que no siete?
dame 10 minutos, lo voy a dar mi leche extra
Por ley debe ser en múltiplos de 3.
¿Donde esta la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Mira chamo, para bolas pa' que no te pierdas: tu te vas así recto por'ay y le das, ponte, 5 cuadras o un vaina así y luego agarras la esquina mano derecha; de allí le das full recto otra vez, no hay pielde. Si te encuentras una mata de mango así bien grande, te pasate, toca volverte. Cuidao con los motorizados, que andan buscando a quien tiene aifon pa decile "Guardame esta vaina allí" y meterle una navaja entre las costillas.
Uff que ortografía doctor
Gracias, hace falta mucha fortaleza para escribir IPhone asi y no querer arrancarse los ojos y morderse los pulgares.
I umm... I don't think I wanna go to the library anymore
Te falta calle mi pana. (You need more street knowledge, my friend)
El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕
We are gonna be so popular when we get this pool finished.
¿Y quien lo decidió? /s
En alguna parte de la biblia creo que lo dice. Si no, pues es un poco igual a porqué cuando le bajas el volumen a algo tienes que dejarlo en un valor que sea múltiplo de 5.
And thou shalt count to three. Three is the number thou shalt count to. Four, thou shalt not count to, neither two shalt thou count to. Five is right out.
El senado
LA gente solo tiene dos tetas. Dos leaches. Oh...hmmm OK 3 leches.